#mohicans · irc.quakenet.org

cocks.io / slot

The casino behind the cocks.io bouncer.

Slot is the bot that lives in #mohicans. Everything here runs on play money; nothing buys anything. Type a command in the channel and it answers.

All commands How to connect

01Connecting

Network: irc.quakenet.org:6697 yes TLS
Bouncer: irc.cocks.io:6697 yes TLS
Channel: #mohicans
Prefix: .

Your bouncer account is user, your password is what you registered with. Then type /msg slot auth user password if you want the bot to talk to you in private.

02Live pots

Slots 135'000$ Previous — Last winner —
Lotto 101'000$ Previous — Last winner —

03Numbers

6 Players

115 Games played

2'007'512$ Wagered

3'422'784$ Returned

46'000$ Pot feed

170.5% RTP · returned / staked without jackpots: 170.5%

236'000$ In the pots

0 seen recently 900s

04Top players

Live from the database. Sort and filter it - this is not a screenshot.

Top players
#	Player	Balance	Games	Best win
1	Marko50	1'218'022$	84	75'000$
2	_ninja_	211'500$	11	75'000$
3	hellr4cer	66'000$	4	19'000$
4	zehweh	59'000$	1	19'000$
5	slot	51'000$	11	7'500$
6	miruoy	35'750$	4	10'000$

sorted in the databaseplayers on this board: 6 Player cards

05Player card

Any nick from the channel. Case does not matter.

Type a nick to see their card.

06Commands

Everything the bot answers, grouped and searchable. This is the same list .help prints in the channel.

01Casino

The machine and the small games. Every spin feeds the progressive pot.

<bet> [heads|tails]

Also .coin.cf.flip
<bet>
<bet>
opens a duel - both players roll 1-100, highest wins
join the open dice duel
show every progressive pot

Also .pot.jpot
[bet]
pull the lever, same as .slots

Also .pulls
<red|black|odd|even|low|high|0-36> <bet>

Also .roulette
[bet]
six chambers, one bullet. Surviving doubles the stake

Also .russianroulette.russian.bluff
pull the lever. 20% of every spin feeds the jackpot

Also .slot

02Cards

Hand-and-a-half games against the house or against each other.

<bet>
solo blackjack against the house

Also .b.blackjack.21
give up your open blackjack hand (loses the bet)

Also .quit.q
<bet>
solo blackjack, under the name people typed
draw a card in multiplayer blackjack

Also .hit2
double down on your first two cards

Also .double.dd
<cards>
redraw positions from your poker hand

Also .d2
hit on your blackjack hand

Also .hit
<bet>
open multiplayer blackjack, .mbj join to play
settle the multiplayer hand (everyone still in)

Also .mend
stand in multiplayer blackjack

Also .mstand
stand on your blackjack hand

Also .stand.sit.stay
split your pair into two hands at the multiplayer table

Also .sp
<bet>
deal 5 cards, .draw <cards> to redraw

Also .poker.drawpoker

03Numbers & Lottery

Guess a number, pick three, call five. Three separate progressives.

<n> <n> <n> <n> <n>
five numbers from 1-75
<1-9> [bet]
guess one digit, feed the lotto pot

Also .l.ll
<d> <d> <d>
three digits, pay per match

Also .p3

04Word Games

Race the anagram, run the guessing duel. Streaks pay more.

[bet]
start a word race, .ag <word> to solve it

Also .anagram
[nick]
streak and personal record

Also .astats
<word>

Also .definition.dict
<bet>
you name a number, someone has to guess it

Also .guessgame
<1-9>
the exact guess doubles the pot

Also .tguess
start an anagram round, same as .ag

05Economy

Claim your hourly bonus, pay people, keep some in the bank.

deposit|withdraw [amount]
male|female
sets the pronouns the fun commands use

Also .usergender.sex_gender
<nick> <amount>
transfer money

Also .pay.send
claim your timed bonus (once an hour)

Also .daily.bonus.claim
[nick]
show a balance

Also .balance.bal.cash
[nick]
what the bot has on file for you

Also .me
register your nick and get the starting balance

Also .register.signup
<nick> admin
wipe a player and re-register them from scratch

Also .reregister.rejoin
<field> <value>
age, location (gender has its own command)

Also .setprofile
en|de
which language .reg speaks to you in

Also .lang
[n]
the leaderboard

Also .top.leaderboard.lb

06Fun

Not gambling, just noise.

<text>
convert to l33tspeak

Also .leetify
<question>

Also .eightball.oracle
a lot of something

Also .alotof
[nick]
the anagram game, under the name people typed
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]

Also .howgay
<name>
a random URL from a named list. .gifs for names
list the names .gif knows about

Also .giflist
<nick>
<nick>

Also .roast
<nick>
<nick>
<nick>
how leet
<nick>
how much
draw one stroke (., , or -) of the shared moon face. Four players finish one; nobody bets anything

Also .,-
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]
[nick]
the one that measures differently

Also .cock
[nick]

Also .dick.dicksize
<nick>

Also .mommajoke
[nick]

Also .mypeni.pp.penis.mypenisize
[nick]

Also .mypussy
[nick]
a; b; c
let the bot choose

Also .choice.choose
[nick]

Also .pornstar
<nick>

Also .compliment
<nick>
[nick]
2d6+3
dice notation

Also .dice2
<nick>
compatibility
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]
a random partner
<nick>
<place>

07Stats & Info

Look things up. Nothing here costs anything.

which channel talks the most

Also .chanstats
list commands, or .help <command> for one

Also .commands.cmds.?
who has drawn the most strokes

Also .mftop
how alive is the bot
[nick]
where you sit on the balance board

Also .position.place
<nick>
last thing they said
[n]
which channels talk the most

Also .topchans.noisiest
what this bot is and who runs it

Also .author.about
what the bot knows about you

08Admin

Reserved for the operator's QuakeNet account.

<text> admin
make the bot say something

Also .say
<nick> <amount> admin
mint money

Also .payout.adminpay
<nick> admin
wipe and restart a balance
<pot> <amount> admin

Also .setpot
admin
economy-wide numbers

Also .botstats

Live Jackpot

135'000$

Slots biggest pot

updated

How the jackpot works

The pot starts at 100'000$ and every spin adds 1'000$ to it. Three 7s take the whole thing, and the pot starts over. The 1'000$ comes out of the spinner's own stake - 20% of a 5'000$ spin - so the pot is funded by the players and not by the house. That is why it can grow for weeks without anyone going broke.

Get help

Type .help in the channel for the same list, or .help <command> for one command.