cocks.io / slot

.cointoss <bet> [heads|tails]

Auch .coin.cf.flip

.craps <bet>

.dice <bet>

opens a duel - both players roll 1-100, highest wins

.go

join the open dice duel

.jackpot

show every progressive pot

Auch .pot.jpot

.pull [bet]

pull the lever, same as .slots

Auch .pulls

.rl <red|black|odd|even|low|high|0-36> <bet>

Auch .roulette

.rr [bet]

six chambers, one bullet. Surviving doubles the stake

Auch .russianroulette.russian.bluff

.slots

pull the lever. 20% of every spin feeds the jackpot

Auch .slot

.bj <bet>

solo blackjack against the house

Auch .b.blackjack.21

.bjquit

give up your open blackjack hand (loses the bet)

Auch .quit.q

.bl <bet>

solo blackjack, under the name people typed

.card

draw a card in multiplayer blackjack

Auch .hit2

.d

double down on your first two cards

Auch .double.dd

.draw <cards>

redraw positions from your poker hand

Auch .d2

.h

hit on your blackjack hand

Auch .hit

.mbj <bet>

open multiplayer blackjack, .mbj join to play

.mbjend

settle the multiplayer hand (everyone still in)

Auch .mend

.mbjstand

stand in multiplayer blackjack

Auch .mstand

.s

stand on your blackjack hand

Auch .stand.sit.stay

.split

split your pair into two hands at the multiplayer table

Auch .sp

.vp <bet>

deal 5 cards, .draw <cards> to redraw

Auch .poker.drawpoker

.bingo <n> <n> <n> <n> <n>

five numbers from 1-75

.luckylotto <1-9> [bet]

guess one digit, feed the lotto pot

Auch .l.ll

.pickthree <d> <d> <d>

three digits, pay per match

Auch .p3

.ag [bet]

start a word race, .ag <word> to solve it

Auch .anagram

.agstats [nick]

streak and personal record

Auch .astats

.define <word>

Auch .definition.dict

.startguess <bet>

you name a number, someone has to guess it

Auch .guessgame

.toguess <1-9>

the exact guess doubles the pot

Auch .tguess

.wg

start an anagram round, same as .ag

.bank deposit|withdraw [amount]

.gender male|female

sets the pronouns the fun commands use

Auch .usergender.sex_gender

.give <nick> <amount>

transfer money

Auch .pay.send

.givemoney

claim your timed bonus (once an hour)

Auch .daily.bonus.claim

.money [nick]

show a balance

Auch .balance.bal.cash

.profile [nick]

what the bot has on file for you

Auch .me

.reg

register your nick and get the starting balance

Auch .register.signup

.rreg <nick> admin

wipe a player and re-register them from scratch

Auch .reregister.rejoin

.set <field> <value>

age, location (gender has its own command)

Auch .setprofile

.setlang en|de

which language .reg speaks to you in

Auch .lang

.top10 [n]

the leaderboard

Auch .top.leaderboard.lb

.1337 <text>

convert to l33tspeak

Auch .leetify

.8ball <question>

Auch .eightball.oracle

.alots

a lot of something

Auch .alotof

.av [nick]

the anagram game, under the name people typed

.blowjob <nick>

.dildos [nick]

.gay [nick]

Auch .howgay

.gif <name>

a random URL from a named list. .gifs for names

.gifs

list the names .gif knows about

Auch .giflist

.handjob <nick>

.insult <nick>

Auch .roast

.kill <nick>

.knife <nick>

.leet <nick>

how leet

.love <nick>

how much

.moonface

draw one stroke (., , or -) of the shared moon face. Four players finish one; nobody bets anything

Auch .,-

.multiblowjob <nick>

.myass [nick]

.myboobs [nick]

.mycock [nick]

the one that measures differently

Auch .cock

.mydick [nick]

Auch .dick.dicksize

.mymomma <nick>

Auch .mommajoke

.mypenis [nick]

Auch .mypeni.pp.penis.mypenisize

.mypussy [nick]

Auch .mypussy

.mytits [nick]

.pick a; b; c

let the bot choose

Auch .choice.choose

.pornstars [nick]

Auch .pornstar

.praise <nick>

Auch .compliment

.punch <nick>

.pups [nick]

.roll 2d6+3

dice notation

Auch .dice2

.ship <nick>

compatibility

.slap <nick>

.slut [nick]

.sluts

.soulmate [nick]

a random partner

.tickle <nick>

.weather <place>

.channelinfo

which channel talks the most

Auch .chanstats

.help

list commands, or .help <command> for one

Auch .commands.cmds.?

.moonfacetop

who has drawn the most strokes

Auch .mftop

.ping

how alive is the bot

.rank [nick]

where you sit on the balance board

Auch .position.place

.seen <nick>

last thing they said

.topchan [n]

which channels talk the most

Auch .topchans.noisiest

.version

what this bot is and who runs it

Auch .author.about

.whoami

what the bot knows about you

.announce <text> admin

make the bot say something

Auch .say

.mint <nick> <amount> admin

mint money

Auch .payout.adminpay

.resetplayer <nick> admin

wipe and restart a balance

.setjackpot <pot> <amount> admin

Auch .setpot

.stats admin

economy-wide numbers

Auch .botstats