cocks.io · private irc bouncer

Always online. Even when you are not.

cocks.io keeps your QuakeNet session alive around the clock. Full backlog, clean ident, TLS to your bouncer. Register, connect once, forget about it.

What you get

01Always on

Idles in your channels while every device is off. Reconnect to the full backlog.

02Encrypted

TLS from your client to your bouncer. Nick, password and messages stay encrypted on the hop you control.

03Clean ident

Real identd. The network sees user@cocks.io, no tilde, no datacenter IP.

04Mobile push

Highlights and queries land on your phone in seconds. Never miss the moment that mattered.

05QuakeNet

irc.cocks.io:+6697, TLS only. Q-auth and cloaks keep working.

06Request access

Accounts are open. Request your bouncer and we set it up personally. Small, fast, quiet.

Also on cocks.io

01delta.cocks.io

Delta Chat over e-mail. A real address, tuned for chat. IMAP and SMTP on every port, 20-day retention, unencrypted mail refused. No phone number, no personal data asked.

02chat.cocks.io

The bouncer in a browser tab. Public web client, TLS to the bouncer, no install. Connect, join, read the backlog — same QuakeNet, same ident, nothing to configure.

03cocks.io/slot

The casino bot in #mohicans. Slots, blackjack, video poker, lotteries and a progressive jackpot, plus the usual nonsense commands. Full command list in English and German.

Three steps, then silence.

  1. Request your bouncer, we create your account.
  2. Connect to irc.cocks.io:+6697 or log in on this page.
  3. Auth with Q, join your channels. Close everything. We stay.