cocks.io / slot

The machine and the small games. Every spin feeds the progressive pot.

• .cointoss <bet> [heads|tails]

  Also .coin.cf.flip

• .craps <bet>

• .dice <bet>

  opens a duel - both players roll 1-100, highest wins

• .go

  join the open dice duel

• .jackpot

  show every progressive pot

  Also .pot.jpot

• .pull [bet]

  pull the lever, same as .slots

  Also .pulls

• .rl <red|black|odd|even|low|high|0-36> <bet>

  Also .roulette

• .rr [bet]

  six chambers, one bullet. Surviving doubles the stake

  Also .russianroulette.russian.bluff

• .slots

  pull the lever. 20% of every spin feeds the jackpot

  Also .slot

Hand-and-a-half games against the house or against each other.

• .bj <bet>

  solo blackjack against the house

  Also .b.blackjack.21

• .bjquit

  give up your open blackjack hand (loses the bet)

  Also .quit.q

• .bjstats [nick]

  your blackjack record

• .bjtop

  who has played the most blackjack

• .bl <bet>

  solo blackjack, under the name people typed

• .card

  draw a card in multiplayer blackjack

  Also .hit2

• .d

  double down on your first two cards

  Also .double.dd

• .draw <cards>

  redraw positions from your poker hand

  Also .d2

• .h

  hit on your blackjack hand

  Also .hit

• .mbj <bet>

  open multiplayer blackjack, .mbj join to play

• .mbjend

  settle the multiplayer hand (everyone still in)

  Also .mend

• .mbjstand

  stand in multiplayer blackjack

  Also .mstand

• .s

  stand on your blackjack hand

  Also .stand.sit.stay

• .split

  split your pair into two hands at the multiplayer table

  Also .sp

• .vp <bet>

  deal 5 cards, .draw <cards> to redraw

  Also .poker.drawpoker

Guess a number, pick three, call five. Three separate progressives.

• .bingo <n> <n> <n> <n> <n>

  five numbers from 1-75

• .luckylotto <1-9> [bet]

  guess one digit, feed the lotto pot

  Also .l.ll

• .pickthree <d> <d> <d>

  three digits, pay per match

  Also .p3

Race the anagram, run the guessing duel. Streaks pay more.

• .ag [bet]

  start a word race, .ag <word> to solve it

  Also .anagram

• .agstats [nick]

  streak and personal record

  Also .astats

• .define <word>

  Also .definition.dict

• .startguess <bet>

  you name a number, someone has to guess it

  Also .guessgame

• .toguess <1-10>

  the exact guess doubles the pot

  Also .tguess

• .wg

  start an anagram round, same as .ag

Claim your hourly bonus, pay people, keep some in the bank.

• .bank deposit|withdraw [amount]

• .claimed [nick]

  who holds the claim on a player

• .claimhistory [account]

  recent claim attempts, won or lost

• .gender male|female

  sets the pronouns the fun commands use

  Also .usergender.sex_gender

• .give <nick> <amount>

  transfer money

  Also .pay.send

• .givemoney

  claim your timed bonus (once an hour)

  Also .daily.bonus.claim

• .money [nick]

  show a balance

  Also .balance.bal.cash

• .profile [nick]

  what the bot has on file for you

  Also .me

• .qclaim <QuakeNet account>

  permanently claim your player

  Also .claimid.myaccount

• .reg

  register your nick and get the starting balance

  Also .register.signup

• .rreg <nick> admin

  wipe a player and re-register them from scratch

  Also .reregister.rejoin

• .set <field> <value>

  age, location (gender has its own command)

  Also .setprofile

• .setlang en|de

  which language .reg speaks to you in

  Also .lang

• .top10 [n]

  the leaderboard

  Also .top.leaderboard.lb

• .unclaim

  release your claim. Your money does not move

Not gambling, just noise.

• .1337 <text>

  convert to l33tspeak

  Also .leetify

• .8ball <question>

  Also .eightball.oracle

• .alots

  a lot of something

  Also .alotof

• .av [nick]

  the anagram game, under the name people typed

• .blowjob <nick>

• .cataas

  a cat

  Also .cat

• .dildos [nick]

• .fortune [database]

  a fortune. Databases: wisdom, computers, futurama, songs-poems, linux, cookie

  Also .wisdom

• .gay [nick]

  Also .howgay

• .gif <name>

  a random URL from a named list. .gifs for names

• .gifs

  list the names .gif knows about

  Also .giflist

• .handjob <nick>

• .insult <nick>

  Also .roast

• .kill <nick>

• .knife <nick>

• .leet <nick>

  how leet

• .love <nick>

  how much

• .moonface

  draw one stroke (., , or -) of the shared moon face. Four players finish one; nobody bets anything

  Also .,-

• .multiblowjob <nick>

• .myass [nick]

• .myboobs [nick]

• .mycock [nick]

  the one that measures differently

  Also .cock

• .mydick [nick]

  Also .dick.dicksize

• .mymomma <nick>

  Also .mommajoke

• .mypenis [nick]

  Also .mypeni.pp.penis.mypenisize

• .mypussy [nick]

  Also .mypussy

• .mytits [nick]

• .pick a; b; c

  let the bot choose

  Also .choice.choose

• .pornstars [nick]

  Also .pornstar

• .praise <nick>

  Also .compliment

• .punch <nick>

• .pups [nick]

• .roll 2d6+3

  dice notation

  Also .dice2

• .ship <nick>

  compatibility

• .slap <nick>

• .slut [nick]

• .sluts

• .soulmate [nick]

  a random partner

• .tickle <nick>

• .weather <place>

Look things up. Nothing here costs anything.

• .channelinfo

  which channel talks the most

  Also .chanstats

• .deathboard

  who has died the most, and the longest runs

• .deathlist [nick] [n]

  the actual ledger rows, newest first

  Also .dledger

• .deaths [nick]

  how many times you pulled the trigger and died

• .deathstreak [nick]

  your current run of deaths and the longest

  Also .dstreak

• .deathtotals

  house-wide ledger numbers

• .graveyard [n]

  the most recent deaths, with the line that did it

  Also .gyp

• .help

  list commands, or .help <command> for one

  Also .commands.cmds.?

• .moonfacetop

  who has drawn the most strokes

  Also .mftop

• .ping

  how alive is the bot

• .rank [nick]

  where you sit on the balance board

  Also .position.place

• .seen <nick>

  last thing they said

• .topchan [n]

  which channels talk the most

  Also .topchans.noisiest

• .version

  what this bot is and who runs it

  Also .author.about

• .whoami

  what the bot knows about you

Reserved for the operator's QuakeNet account.

• .announce <text> admin

  make the bot say something

  Also .say

• .mint <nick> <amount> admin

  mint money

  Also .payout.adminpay

• .resetplayer <nick> admin

  wipe and restart a balance

• .setjackpot <pot> <amount> admin

  Also .setpot

• .stats admin

  economy-wide numbers

  Also .botstats