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cocks.io / slot

The casino behind the cocks.io bouncer.

Slot is the bot that lives in #mohicans. Everything here runs on play money; nothing buys anything. Type a command in the channel and it answers.

01Commands

Everything the bot answers, grouped and searchable. This is the same list .help prints in the channel.

The machine and the small games. Every spin feeds the progressive pot.

<bet> [heads|tails]

Also .coin.cf.flip
<bet>
<bet>
opens a duel - both players roll 1-100, highest wins
join the open dice duel
show every progressive pot

Also .pot.jpot
[bet]
pull the lever, same as .slots

Also .pulls
<red|black|odd|even|low|high|0-36> <bet>

Also .roulette
[bet]
six chambers, one bullet. Surviving doubles the stake

Also .russianroulette.russian.bluff
pull the lever. 20% of every spin feeds the jackpot

Also .slot

Hand-and-a-half games against the house or against each other.

Guess a number, pick three, call five. Three separate progressives.

Race the anagram, run the guessing duel. Streaks pay more.

Claim your hourly bonus, pay people, keep some in the bank.

deposit|withdraw [amount]
male|female
sets the pronouns the fun commands use

Also .usergender.sex_gender
<nick> <amount>
transfer money

Also .pay.send
claim your timed bonus (once an hour)

Also .daily.bonus.claim
[nick]
show a balance

Also .balance.bal.cash
[nick]
what the bot has on file for you

Also .me
register your nick and get the starting balance

Also .register.signup
<nick> admin
wipe a player and re-register them from scratch

Also .reregister.rejoin
<field> <value>
age, location (gender has its own command)

Also .setprofile
en|de
which language .reg speaks to you in

Also .lang
[n]
the leaderboard

Also .top.leaderboard.lb

Not gambling, just noise.

<text>
convert to l33tspeak

Also .leetify
<question>

Also .eightball.oracle
a lot of something

Also .alotof
[nick]
the anagram game, under the name people typed
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]

Also .howgay
<name>
a random URL from a named list. .gifs for names
list the names .gif knows about

Also .giflist
<nick>
<nick>

Also .roast
<nick>
<nick>
<nick>
how leet
<nick>
how much
draw one stroke (., , or -) of the shared moon face. Four players finish one; nobody bets anything

Also .,-
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]
[nick]
the one that measures differently

Also .cock
[nick]

Also .dick.dicksize
<nick>

Also .mommajoke
[nick]

Also .mypeni.pp.penis.mypenisize
[nick]

Also .mypussy
[nick]
a; b; c
let the bot choose

Also .choice.choose
[nick]

Also .pornstar
<nick>

Also .compliment
<nick>
[nick]
2d6+3
dice notation

Also .dice2
<nick>
compatibility
<nick>
[nick]
[nick]
a random partner
<nick>
<place>

Look things up. Nothing here costs anything.

Reserved for the operator's QuakeNet account.